Like I should really be writing a blog right now..

Hey all! So it's that time of year..when all the classes are winding down (?) and we are examined on our knowledge of absolutely everything we supposedly learned throughout the semester.
It's even harder because it's May and the promise of summer is looming ever so close. I can almost taste it.
But first, we all must endure hell.
I don't understand why every single class instructor decides that all of the big papers and project are due the very last week of classes. It makes it very difficult to even think about finals, which consist of most of our grade anyways.
Then finals come and I feel like there's really no point in even studying because if you don't know it by now, you most likely will not learn it all in a few days...
But I lie to myself and study my butt off anyway...or at least pretend I do.

Instead of studying, I've found some really healthy and important tools of procrastination that I think are very productive. Everyone should do the following:

1- Facebook: obvious
2- Twitter: also obvious
3- Pintrest
4- Tumblr (don't even have one, and I go on...)
5- Cracked/HelloGiggles/etc.
6- Organize file folder under MyDocuments
7- Once you have done every possible thing on your computer, including checking imdb and yahoo...you realize that you're wasting time...so you decide to do something productive and you make cupcakes.
8- Decorate cupcakes
9- Eat Cupcakes

NOM NOM NOM

10- Organize jewelry (untangle necklaces)
11- Watch yet another episode of Khloe and Lamar

Their love is unbreakable

12- Anything on TLC...

I feel a lot better about that gay guy that I made out with in 7th grade..

13- Exercise
14- Clean your kitchen
15- Make soup
16- Eat soup
17- Re-clean your kitchen
18- Clean your bathroom
19- brush your hair
20- braid your hair

"Well I can do a Katniss braid, so I'm better than you at life.."

21- Facebook
22- Laundry
23- Wash whites
24- Wash darks
25- Eat candy
26- Eat candy while on Pintrest and looking at the "Fitness" pins
27- Cry at how fat you are

If all else fails, there is always plastic surgery.

28- exercise again
29- Start reading "The Lucky One" only because you are hoping Zac Efron's butt is in it somewhere

Zac Efron says you don't need to study, you just have to look deep into his ocean blue eyes and everything will be alright in the world again.

30- Clean off desk
31- Do nails while watching Jenna Marbles on Youtube

Land shark

32- Walk around in high heels and dance to songs on your iPod
33- Be the voice of your generation and start writing that novel
34- Make a Lean Cuisine

The best part about it is that it doesn't matter which flavor you choose! They're all made of 100% sodium and taste like the box! Woo!

35- Are still hungy, eat cookies
36- Popcorn then cookies
37- Cry at fatness
38- Do 800 sit ups
39- Shower (you're really sweaty at this point...but accomplished, obviously)
40- You've messed up your newly painted nails, so re-paint
41- While watching some random shark attack movie on Netflix that you've had on your watch list for quite some time..

Land shark...hmm...that reminds me...

42- Facebook
43- Call home
44- Update your playlist on iPod
45- Eat frozen yogurt...is way healthier than ice cream
46- Eat chocolate covered pretzels
47- Play the Sims

"Will you marry me?"..."Hmm....only if you make me eggs.."

48- Re-read Cosmo
49- Laugh at sex secrets...but actually are mentally taking notes for future reference
50- Learn to play the harmonica
51- Write this blog.
52- Quick check of Facebook/Twitter/Pintrest/Tumblr/E-mail
53- make notecards for final
54- repeat steps 1-53....
55- sleep a lot
56- study for about an hour
57- take final

Morgan Freeman says "Good Job", you passed college.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
Good luck.

Until next time,
Kaitie
xo