Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Why it is okay to be in your 20s and still obsess over boy bands

Hello everyone!

It has come to my attention that recently we've been getting quite the resurgence of boy band music with bands like One Direction, The Wanted, and Big Time Rush.



I know I'll probably get a lot of flack for saying this, but I'm obsessed.
Screeching the lyrics "THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!" at the top of my lungs brings me back to those glorious days of '99 when I was screeching "I WANT IT THAT WAY!" or "DIRTY POP!"
The lyrics are not only meaningful, but fun. I really am "glad you came", because if you hadn't, I wouldn't have these songs to absolutely fawn over.
We went through quite the dry spell, ladies. We had The Jonas Brothers, true, but it was impossible to love them outside of the Disney channel. Then, you know, we haveJustin Bieber...but the kid is just so easy to hate. Then BAM! One Direction, and I'm in love.



Do I find myself freakish because I scream and turn up my radio every time a song comes on by one of my favorite boy bands? No. No I do not.
I am proud.
And we should all be proud! Even though, we're, you know...realistically way too old to be doing such things.

If it's possible though, I think that being in the 17-30 range, it's actually more than okay to pre-purchase the One Direction concert tickets for Summer of 2013 because we were there first. Like when NSYNC came to town and our mom's clawed one another's eyes out to get their daughter the best 12th birthday present EVER in the history of life. It's the same thing now, except I'm almost 21 and will be clawing the eyes out of 12 year olds.

My tattoo, my sister got an *NSYNC one...haven't spoken to her in years..

BUT HEY. Let's not forget who owned every classic NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, Hanson, LFO, O-Town, Boyz II Men, and maybe even a New Kids on the Block one...MAYBE, first.

It was us 90s girls. So back off, you little tween brats and let me get in line for Big Time Rush tickets because I desperately need to cling onto my happy childhood and relive every wonderful memory of 1997.

I know that in a few years when I'm moving to my own apartment and I begin to pack up my life, I'll be physically incapable of throwing away my Spice Girls tape or my Justin Timberlake biography I bought from the Scholastic Book Fair in 3rd grade. And I know that I'll be in the shower one day when I'm in my thirties and I will start singing O-Town's "Liquid Dreams"....and still every time I get sick from Chinese food or walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch, I'll begin to hum LFO's "Summer Girls" and everything will be okay again! It will just have to be. And I'll smile and reminisce about the belly shirts, the polly pockets, Chuck E Cheese, Roller-Rena's, All That, Baby Sitter's Club, and Mario Party (on the 64, dur).



I will always want Britney Spears's clothes, Topanga Lawrence's hair, and I still, to this day do not find Ethan Craft the least bit attractive and think it's weird that a girl could be named "Joey".



So every time "What Makes You Beautiful" comes on, yes I will roll my windows down, and I will sing like a maniac because I can and because it takes me back to those days when my biggest fear was if the boy I liked would find my Hey Arnold valentine "too forward".

The Lachey Brothers (and those other two guys) approve this message.


Until next time,

Kaitie
xo

ps: If you don't get the references in this blog, I feel really sorry for you.

pps: Nick Carter > Aaron Carter..........PEACE!

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Like I should really be writing a blog right now..

Hey all! So it's that time of year..when all the classes are winding down (?) and we are examined on our knowledge of absolutely everything we supposedly learned throughout the semester.
It's even harder because it's May and the promise of summer is looming ever so close. I can almost taste it.
But first, we all must endure hell.
I don't understand why every single class instructor decides that all of the big papers and project are due the very last week of classes. It makes it very difficult to even think about finals, which consist of most of our grade anyways.
Then finals come and I feel like there's really no point in even studying because if you don't know it by now, you most likely will not learn it all in a few days...
But I lie to myself and study my butt off anyway...or at least pretend I do.



Instead of studying, I've found some really healthy and important tools of procrastination that I think are very productive. Everyone should do the following:

1- Facebook: obvious
2- Twitter: also obvious
3- Pintrest
4- Tumblr (don't even have one, and I go on...)
5- Cracked/HelloGiggles/etc.
6- Organize file folder under MyDocuments
7- Once you have done every possible thing on your computer, including checking imdb and yahoo...you realize that you're wasting time...so you decide to do something productive and you make cupcakes.
8- Decorate cupcakes
9- Eat Cupcakes
NOM NOM NOM
10- Organize jewelry (untangle necklaces)
11- Watch yet another episode of Khloe and Lamar
Their love is unbreakable
12- Anything on TLC...
I feel a lot better about that gay guy that I made out with in 7th grade..
13- Exercise
14- Clean your kitchen
15- Make soup
16- Eat soup
17- Re-clean your kitchen
18- Clean your bathroom
19- brush your hair
20- braid your hair
"Well I can do a Katniss braid, so I'm better than you at life.."
21- Facebook
22- Laundry
23- Wash whites
24- Wash darks
25- Eat candy
26- Eat candy while on Pintrest and looking at the "Fitness" pins
27- Cry at how fat you are
If all else fails, there is always plastic surgery.
28- exercise again
29- Start reading "The Lucky One" only because you are hoping Zac Efron's butt is in it somewhere
Zac Efron says you don't need to study, you just have to look deep into his ocean blue eyes and everything will be alright in the world again.
30- Clean off desk
31- Do nails while watching Jenna Marbles on Youtube
Land shark
32- Walk around in high heels and dance to songs on your iPod
33- Be the voice of your generation and start writing that novel
34- Make a Lean Cuisine
The best part about it is that it doesn't matter which flavor you choose! They're all made of 100% sodium and taste like the box! Woo!
35- Are still hungy, eat cookies
36- Popcorn then cookies
37- Cry at fatness
38- Do 800 sit ups
39- Shower (you're really sweaty at this point...but accomplished, obviously)
40- You've messed up your newly painted nails, so re-paint
41- While watching some random shark attack movie on Netflix that you've had on your watch list for quite some time..
Land shark...hmm...that reminds me...
42- Facebook
43- Call home
44- Update your playlist on iPod
45- Eat frozen yogurt...is way healthier than ice cream
46- Eat chocolate covered pretzels
47- Play the Sims
"Will you marry me?"..."Hmm....only if you make me eggs.."
48- Re-read Cosmo
49- Laugh at sex secrets...but actually are mentally taking notes for future reference
50- Learn to play the harmonica
51- Write this blog.
52- Quick check of Facebook/Twitter/Pintrest/Tumblr/E-mail
53- make notecards for final
54- repeat steps 1-53....
55- sleep a lot
56- study for about an hour
57- take final

Morgan Freeman says "Good Job", you passed college.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
Good luck.

Until next time,
Kaitie
xo